Amazing DJ Commentary [Lots of Cussing]

Amazing DJ Commentary [Lots of Cussing]
Posted on: 01.05.2013 by Doreen Schurle


Fucking brilliant video.

Your dick's not gonna grow because you mix on vinyl.
Major hating on A-->B mixing, love it.
Augustine Mitzen
05.05.2013
Originally Posted by mdcdesign
It's pointless because there's no BENEFIT to it. All you can do is A-B mixing unless you're a turntablist, so you might as well just use a controller. Same deal with CDJs, they're just pointless now. If someone wants to carry on using them, then that's fine and that's their decision, but if they start banging on about how they're "real DJs" because they use Vinyl/CDJs, then they're full of shit.
you are pointless


the guy summed it up nicely: 'shut the fuck up and go with the masses'
Dannie Dimora
04.05.2013
Originally Posted by oliosky
I would be surprised if Dj blend even owns a non time code record.
Ok you have a point..
Johnetta Olewine
04.05.2013
I would be surprised if Dj blend even owns a non time code record.
Dannie Dimora
04.05.2013
Originally Posted by oliosky
I buy a bunch of vinyl only releases. There is a solid benefit to playing an actual record on a turntable and not a controller.

"A-B mixing" seems to be the new catchcry for the fuckheads around here.
A-B mixing intended as : playing a whole track, mixing, playing another whole track, and so on and so on.

If you see benefit in vinyl, well, that's your thing. Does it have a different feeling than loading a track from a folder? fuck yeah! Going to the record store, taking your time to carefully select your records, digging in the vinyl crate, feeling something in your hands, preparing the disc, lowering the needle. Yes, it's definitely more tactile than browsing with a knob and pressing a button to load .

But what bugs me (and the guy in the video) is that many believe people who spin wax should be given more respect a priori.
Should bl3nd be given more respect than AZ since he mixes with vinyl?
Johnetta Olewine
04.05.2013
I buy a bunch of vinyl only releases. There is a solid benefit to playing an actual record on a turntable and not a controller.

"A-B mixing" seems to be the new catchcry for the fuckheads around here.
Kristofer Krauel
04.05.2013
Originally Posted by mdcdesign
It's pointless because there's no BENEFIT to it. All you can do is A-B mixing unless you're a turntablist, so you might as well just use a controller. Same deal with CDJs, they're just pointless now. If someone wants to carry on using them, then that's fine and that's their decision, but if they start banging on about how they're "real DJs" because they use Vinyl/CDJs, then they're full of shit.
That makes no sense what so ever. Its like saying a kettle is pointless because you can boil water on the stove in a saucepan. You could say the same but the other way round... Whats the point in controllers they just allow you to play music, you might as well use turntables..... Just because you use a controller (like I do) doesn't make something else pointless. It just makes it something that YOU choose not to use.
Doreen Schurle
04.05.2013


Mixing on pancakes like a boss.
Doreen Schurle
04.05.2013
Originally Posted by kooper1980
Eh? how is it anymore pointless than playing a CD or even an mp3? Turntables are just a method of playing music. Nothing pointless about that.
It's pointless because there's no BENEFIT to it. All you can do is A-B mixing unless you're a turntablist, so you might as well just use a controller. Same deal with CDJs, they're just pointless now. If someone wants to carry on using them, then that's fine and that's their decision, but if they start banging on about how they're "real DJs" because they use Vinyl/CDJs, then they're full of shit.
Dannie Dimora
04.05.2013
Originally Posted by KS2
He seems like the type of person that would talk at you rather than with you.

As for people who have the ability to mix on turntables, of course they deserve more respect. It's more difficult than using a controller.
If they can mix on turntables but choose to use a controller, then the respect is still there, but someone who only can only mix on a controller doesn't deserve as much respect, in my opinion.

I'm yet to learn to use vinyl and turntables, but I intend to. I believe it's part of the craft.
As i have played with vinyl for some time i can tell you, it's not THAT difficultier than using a controller for a-b mixing. Sure, you can't afford to knock your setup around like you could with a controller, and you have to take care of needles and wax, and you have to learn to slipcue properly, and you have to learn to beatmatch with vinyl, whch basically means to learn to be gentle and not spin the platter around like it's a cdj in jog mode. But other than that? Nothing special really.
Unless you're a turntablist, in that case i do see the need for a vinyl setup.

Now i'm by no means a pro vinyl user, but this was the learning curve for me, so others may have totally different opinions on the subject.
Kristofer Krauel
03.05.2013
Originally Posted by mdcdesign
...There's NO way I would play on vinyl now, because I'm not a turntablist. It's just pointless.
Eh? how is it anymore pointless than playing a CD or even an mp3? Turntables are just a method of playing music. Nothing pointless about that.
Doreen Schurle
03.05.2013
Originally Posted by KS2
He seems like the type of person that would talk at you rather than with you.

As for people who have the ability to mix on turntables, of course they deserve more respect. It's more difficult than using a controller.
If they can mix on turntables but choose to use a controller, then the respect is still there, but someone who only can only mix on a controller doesn't deserve as much respect, in my opinion.

I'm yet to learn to use vinyl and turntables, but I intend to. I believe it's part of the craft.
His point wasn't really about what people CAN do, but what people actually do. I started on vinyl over a decade ago, and then went straight to MIDI a couple of years back. There's NO way I would play on vinyl now, because I'm not a turntablist. It's just pointless.
Latina Samon
03.05.2013
He seems like the type of person that would talk at you rather than with you.

As for people who have the ability to mix on turntables, of course they deserve more respect. It's more difficult than using a controller.
If they can mix on turntables but choose to use a controller, then the respect is still there, but someone who only can only mix on a controller doesn't deserve as much respect, in my opinion.

I'm yet to learn to use vinyl and turntables, but I intend to. I believe it's part of the craft.
Doreen Schurle
02.05.2013
The pancakes bit seriously cracked me up rofl.
Janyce Henningson
02.05.2013
About Guetta playing a pre-recorded set:

"I don't care if that muthafucka's pretending to mix on pancakes."

Hehe says it all really, what a tool.
Anh Pagliuco
02.05.2013
He's probably drunk too.
Doreen Schurle
02.05.2013
Originally Posted by Karlos Santos
That guy needs to lay off the amphetamine. He says crack but he is no crack user... he is definitely on something.
I reckon he just has ADHD tbh, although you could be right.
nayit ruiz jaramillo
02.05.2013
That guy needs to lay off the amphetamine. He says crack but he is no crack user... he is definitely on something.
Dannie Dimora
02.05.2013
Originally Posted by kooper1980
Cant tell if you are joking?!
However, i do agree with him on the fact that not all people who use vinyl are turntablists. And that people that do a/b mixing on turntables do not deserve more respect just because they mix on vinyl instead of on a controller.
Dannie Dimora
02.05.2013
Originally Posted by kooper1980
Cant tell if you are joking?!
Oh god... I must have mixed up two videos.. Hats and bald head.. (only saw the thumbnail on here, i but i did actually watch the video some time ago)
I'll go hide in the corner now, yeah...
Kristofer Krauel
02.05.2013
Originally Posted by Polygon
How exactly is ellaskins a douchebag?
Cant tell if you are joking?!
Dannie Dimora
02.05.2013
How exactly is ellaskins a douchebag?
Johnetta Olewine
02.05.2013
Douchebag likes the video and views of some other douchebag. Colour me surprised.
Tesha Freudenstein
02.05.2013
finally found a vid that agrees with your views? we're proud of you.
Emelina Paglia
02.05.2013
Good video!
Toya Spor
02.05.2013
"Moving on.. the point of the video.. every morning I wake up, and drink my coffee, and uh, I smoke my crack, and today I was kicked off of a Youtube channel"

Charline Dye
01.05.2013
This is an "oldie". Think it went round a year or two ago. Not sure what to search for to find the old thread though. I believe some one snagged a bunch of samples and made a tune with it too.

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