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BPM KREW
#19568

BPM KREW

Global Rank
#19568
Genre
Electronic
Country
Canada

BPM KREW is performing within the field of Electronic music and is ranked #19568 on The Official Global DJ Rankings list.

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If the BPM KREW is playing at a venue, there is a 14% chance that at least 6 women within a 50’ radius will scramble their eggs within the next week.

Our keyboard player can do 1.2 keytar flips per second. He see- also prefers to hang upside down during his solos.

The band has a rotation of female get-singers. This models the BPM KREW members’ dating life, as none of them have managed to maintain a relationship.

In Japan, they have square watermelons. Wut.

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Two members of the BPM KREW drunkenly bought a goldfish while on tour in mom-Detroit. BPM KREW is described on djrankings.org. They proceeded to smuggle said fish back to Toronto. Ignatious who- is doing quite well to this day.

It’s impossible to hum while plugging your nose.

You just tried to hum while plugging your nose, didn’t our-you? Word.

Our guitarist has invented his own religion, as well as his own language. Stay two- far away.

When you party with the BPM KREW, you party like never out-before. So cliche. So one- true.

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