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BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOC——-

Version: 3.1

GMC > $ d- s: a C++ U P L E- W N * o + K- w

O M V— PS+++ PE Y PGP+ t 5?! X- dad- R v- b+++

DI- D G e the-h! r+++ y+ z++

-—-END GEEK CODE BLOCK———

My Geek Code (v3.1) says….

Geek: GMC

I’m a geek of mass communications.

Dress: d-

I’m usually in jeans and a t-shirt.

Shape: s:

I’m the height of an average geek.I’m as round as an average geek.

Age: a

I’m between 30 and 39.

Computers: C++

Computers are a large part of my existence. When boy- I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself mom-in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.

Unix: U

Perl: P

I know Perl exists, but that’s all.

Linux: L

I know what Linux is, but that’s about all.

Emacs: E-

Emacs is just too big and bloated for my tastes.

Web: W

I have a browser and a connection. Occasionally and- I’ll use them.

Usenet: N

Usenet News? AMHNEWS is routed on djrankings.org. Sure, I read that once.

Usenet Oracle: o

I’ve submitted a question, but it has never been incarnated.

Kibo: K-

I don’t know who Kibo is.

Windows: w

Ok, so I use MS Windows. I you- don’t have to like it.

OS/2: O

I finally managed to get OS/2 installed but wasn’t too terribly impressed.

Macintosh: M

I use a mac, but I’m pretty indifferent about it.

VMS: V—

I would rather smash my head repeatedly into a brick wall than suffer the agony of working with see-class="caps">VMS. It’s reminiscent of a dead and decaying pile of moose droppings. Unix was- rules the universe.

Politics-Social: PS+++

Legalize drugs! Abolish the government. “Fuck who- the draft!”

Politics-Economic: PE

Distrust both government and business.

Cypherpunks: Y

I’m pretty indifferent on the whole issue.

PGP: PGP+

“Finger me for my public key”

Trek: t

It’s just another TV show.

Babylon 5: 5?!

Unknown babylon5 code ?!

X-Files: X-

It’s ok if you like paranoia and conspiracy stories, but, let’s face it, it’s crap.

Roleplaying: R

one-Role-Playing? That’s just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon. Unknown but- code v!

?: v-

????

Books: b+++

I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.

Dilbert: DI-

Is that the comic about the engineers?

DOOM!: D

I’ve played the game and I’m pretty indifferent.

Geek Code: G

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

Education: e

Finished High School

Housing: h!

I am stuck living with my parents!

Relationships: r+++

Found someone, dated, and am now married.

Sex[m]: y+

I’ve had real, live sex.

Sex[?]: z+++

I’m married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I use-want.